General Dental Christmas

A pantomime in so many parts, so many ways  …

Opening Sing-a-long

T’is the season to be jolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-lah
GDC have got your lolly
Fa-la-la-la-la, La-la-la-lah

Enter Widow Cockcroft, the ghost of Dentistry past

Ah, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, will you just look at that Christmas tree – and who’s that on the top I see?  Is that little Angel Evlynne? My that spiky tree looks painful… and she’s no angel, children believe me.

What a pantomime this is.  Welcome to our very special Dental Land of Panto [DLP … grown up joke …. Never mind ]

Dr Mick – are you out there – yes children, look – there he is going into that nice big Law Court. Wave him goodbye will, you. Wish him luck Good Luck Dr Mick. A big cheer now … HURAAAAAAH! 

He’s going to fight that nasty Baron Moyes and his henchperson the Wicked Witch

Do you know the story of the bad Baron? He was such a weak Baron that he failed to see how he was hurting the people who lived in Dental Panto Land. He taxed them and taxed them to the point where all they could do was…   well, in the end children, they did pay their taxes otherwise they would lose their jobs and starve. It was very unfair especially on the young members of the Dental Panto Community. It was unfair on the old as well, and any one with children – actually, it was unfair on everyone!

It was all the fault of the Wicked Witch really. She was a Lawyer at heart - - do we have any Lawyers here children? A big boo for all lawyers shall we ?

1  …  2  … 3   … BOOOOOOOOOO

Ooh that’s better.  Lawyers use the law that their friends made to take the Dental money too. Isn’t that nasty and spiteful children? BOOOOOOOOOO. We all know a bunch of baddies don’t we children? They are called the Dental Law Partnership. BOOOOOOOOOO!!

Things got so bad that an emergency council of Local Dental Committees was called.  All the brave souls, they all got on their White Chargers [ Well, GNER , Cross Country Trains and the odd Porsche mainly] and rode to a secret meeting place – well actually a nice gaff in Cavendish Square conveniently underneath the offices of that nice Dr Lewis at Dental Protection.

He will look after you children.

The second half children is going to be very exciting. Shall we all giver a big cheer for Dr Mick and the LDC Merry Gentlemen and Ladies ? 

1  …  2  …  3  …  HURAAAAAAH

Shall we all sing another carol?

God rest ye, merry gentlemen
Let nothing you dismay,
The G D C have done you over
for it’s cut your pay

[All]
Oh tidings of penury and Moyes
Pen’ry and Moyes
Oh, tidings of the ARF, Oh joy

Stage note:  The pantomime continues until … well for ever, really!